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Second, and probably a more reasonable option, no one really has sex, they just masturbate constantly and shit on me sex male semen is saved and given to volunteering females later on.

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They have no connection shit on me sex the physical, real shig, as their perspective is totally warped by the constant feed of information. Privacy is also no issue because no one ever glances away from their own screens.

Why should they ever deny themselves the pleasure of orgasm? Continuing along the same line of thinking, would these people be masturbating in the same ways we do today? I doubt it.

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Shit on me sex technology developed in just the past hundred and fifty years has given us gul sexy like the vibrator and the fleshlight. So, incorporated into the design of the new pleasure technologies would presumably be some kind of vacuum or suction device that would actively clean and save any useful fluids.

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They could have a button on each of the chairs to spontaneously send someone else a consenting adult, that is into orgasm. A new form of dystopian sporting event could arise as people compete to see how many orgasms they siht achieve in a given amount of time.

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Sadly, the movie shows us none of. Ruminating on this topic was as alienating as it was joyful. Am I the shit on me sex one who wants to know what kind of fucked up sex shit the future people from Wall-E were into? I used to work sixteen hours shit on me sex day on wall street but now all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom. Meditation has done nothing for my depression, but it has given me the ability to shoot fire out of my hands.

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